The Parable of Uncle Joe – How the Stock Market Really Works.

Professor Hootsworth
Professor Hootsworth
Oct 22, 2024
One day after a particularly spectacular trading debacle, my Uncle Joe took me aside and consoled me with some hard facts about how the stock market works. You see, Uncle Joe owns a very unique company and has an insider's perspective on how stock price movement is managed...
His company, Widgets & Co., is the only company in the States that distributes widgets, and it does so under license from the government. It has been buying and selling its unique widgets for many years. Now imagine also that these widgets have an intrinsic value, they never break, and that the number in circulation at any one time is the same. So, Uncle Joe, being a clever man with many years of experience managing his business, realized early on that just buying and selling his widgets to customers was, in fact, rather dull. The amount of money he made each time he bought and sold was quite small, and the number of transactions per day was also low. In addition, he also had all the running expenses of his office, his warehouse and his staff. Something would have to be done.
Having given the problem some thought, he wondered what would happen if he mentioned to a neighbour that widgets could soon be in short supply. He knew his neighbour was a terrible gossip, so this was nearly as effective as putting an advertisement in the local paper. He also knew from checking his warehouse that he had enough stock to meet any increased demand should his plan be successful. The following day he met his neighbour outside and casually mentioned his concerns, begging the man to keep it to himself. His neighbour assured Uncle Joe that he wouldn't breathe a word; his lips were sealed.
Several days passed and widget sales remained at their normal level. However, after a week or so, sales started to pick up with more customers coming to the warehouse and buying in larger quantities. It seemed his plan had worked and everyone was happy. His customers were happy as they knew that widgets would soon be in short supply and so their value would increase. Uncle Joe was happy because he was selling more widgets and making more money every day. Then he started to think - with everyone buying his widgets, what would happen if he raised his prices? After all, he was the only supplier and demand was high at the moment.
The following day he announced a price increase, but still believing there would soon be a widget shortage, his customers continued to buy in ever larger quantities! As the weeks passed he gradually increased his prices higher and higher, but still the buyers continued to buy. A few of his more astute customers started to sell their widgets back to him, taking their profits, but Uncle Joe didn't mind as he still had plenty of willing buyers.
This was all good news for Uncle Joe, until one day, he suddenly realized with some alarm that his warehouse was now looking very empty indeed. He also started to notice that the volume of sales each day was decreasing. He decided to keep moving prices up, so everyone would think that the situation was unchanged. But now he had a new problem. His original plan had been too successful. How on earth was he going to persuade all his customers to sell widgets back to him so that he could continue in business?
He pondered this problem for several days with no clear solution. Then, quite by chance, he met his neighbour one day in town. The man drew him to one side and inquired whether the rumour he had heard was true? Inquiring into what that rumour might be, Uncle Joe learned that his neighbour had heard that another, much bigger widget distribution company was setting up business in the area. Being clever, Uncle Joe realized that providence had given him the answer on a plate. Appearing crestfallen, he admitted that the rumour was true and that his business would suffer badly. More importantly, widget values were likely to drop dramatically in price.
As they parted company, Uncle Joe chuckled to himself at having such good fortune and such a helpful gossip for a neighbour. Within days he had queues of customers outside his warehouse doors begging him to buy back their widgets. With so many people selling, he dropped his prices quickly, making people even more desperate to sell before their widgets became worthless! As the prices fell further, more and more people cracked under the pressure. Uncle Joe was now buying back an enormous volume of widgets. After several weeks the panic selling was over, as few people had been brave enough to hold out under the pressure.
Uncle Joe could now start to sell widgets again at their old levels from his warehouse full of stock. He didn't mind if it was quiet for a few months as he has made a great deal of money very quickly. He could afford to take it easy. His overhead expenses were covered and he could even pay his staff a healthy bonus. Everyone soon forgot how or where the rumours had started and life returned to normal. Normal that is until Uncle Joe started thinking one day "I wonder if we could do that again?"
The Lessons:
Stock Prices and Market Sentiment: The fluctuating prices Uncle Joe offers represent the stock market, where prices often move based on short-term emotions like fear, greed, and speculation rather than the fundamental value of the business (its earnings, assets, etc.).
Long-Term Value Investing: The key takeaway is that, as an investor, you should focus on the long-term performance and intrinsic value of the business (represented by the profits Uncle Joe’s business generates) rather than getting caught up in the day-to-day price swings that reflect market sentiment.
Patience and Discipline: Just because Uncle Joe quotes you a price every day doesn’t mean you have to react every time. Smart investors remain patient and make decisions based on the actual value of the business, not on Uncle Joe’s fluctuating emotions.
In essence, "The Parable of Uncle Joe" teaches that the stock market can be highly volatile in the short term, but over the long run, the price of a stock will tend to reflect the underlying value of the business. By focusing on fundamentals and not reacting emotionally to market swings, investors can make better decisions and potentially reap the rewards over time.
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